Random, Excellent Film Quotes

"righteous...not so righteous..." - just like heaven

"in case of altitude change, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye." - chicken run

leia: "i love you"
han: "i know" - star wars: return of the jedi

"don't a-stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey." - legally blonde

"i am going to rip you to pieces with my bare hands...or vicious rhetoric." - win a date with tad hamilton

dad: "hello, katarina. make anybody cry today?"
kat: "sadly, no. but it's only 4:30." - 10 things i hate about you

drew: "so what are you doing right now?"
claire: "i'm checking out this cute guy..."
drew: "why are you telling me that?" - elizabethtown, which is me in a movie - music, roadtripping, and sweet humor

"i'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken." - shrek 2

"y'know, 'those who can't do, teach?' well those who can't wed, plan." - the wedding planner

"fashion is what one wears oneself. what is unfashionable is what other people wear. other people are quite dreadful. the only possible society is onself." - an ideal husband

"i take a vitamin everyday. it's called a steak." - kicking & screaming (and darn right)

"how would you like to go through life with the name cooper banks-mackenzie? the kid's gonna sound like a law firm." - father of the bride II

"elizabeth...it never would have worked between us, darling. i'm sorry. will...nice hat." - pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl

jack sparrow: "one question about your business, boy, or there's no use going. this girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?"
will turner: "i'd die for her."
jack sparrow: "oh, good. no worries then." - pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl

"there'll be no living with her after this." - pirates of the caribbean curse of the black pearl

"look - undead monkey" - pirates of the caribbean: dead man's chest

"i'm a tv personality. my hair is my trademark. just like the 'i don't like to shower' look is your trademark." - life or something like it

"he was very vigorous, father." - mask of zorro

don diego de la vega: "do you know how to use that thing? [a sword]"
alejandro: "of course! the pointy end goes into the other man." - mask of zorro

"there's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. twould be a pity to damage yours." - the princess bride

"i don't want to see you breaking anyone else out of jail. without my permission, of course." - the legend of zorro

"who died and made you danny?" - ocean's twelve

john smith: " i realize you witnessed the mrs. and i working through a few domestic issues. that's regrettable, but don't take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part."
jane smith (drumming her fingers impatiently)
john smith: "honey!"
jane smith: "wrap it up."
john smith: "maybe it's not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message."
jane smith: "sorry."
john smith: "girls... where was i?"
benjamin: "mistake on your part."
john smith: "shut up." - mr & mrs smith

hermione: "now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled."
ron: "she needs to sort out her priorities." - harry potter and the sorcerer's stone