2:04 AM

Pick Up Lines, Part Deux

Ok, these are just cheesy. Don't waste your breath on them.


7. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

8. So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the girl of my dreams!

9. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

10. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

11. You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

12. Are you lost, ma'am? Heaven sure is a long way from here.

13. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.


I mean, seriously. There has GOT to be better material.

Like what I'll post tomorrow.



[PS I am SO done with the semester.]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please tell me you haven't personally experienced all these. And what about "Are you tired, baby, because you've been running through my mind all day."?

Wait a minute....number 9 ain't bad. (scribbling note on napkin for later use.)

Micah

Laur said...

No I definitely haven't experienced all these personally.


And, dude... back AWAY from the napkin.