12:57 AM

Pick Up Lines VI

These are really pathetic. Hopefully Micah won't have any trouble keeping his paws off these....

38. Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going? [...?]

39. Hey I lost my phone number... can I have yours? [Loser.]

40. What's your first name. Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.

41. Did I see you on the cover of Vogue? [This and any super-model line is way overused and no longer is a compliment.]

42. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. [If you're going with a line like this one, see #33. Way less risk of effrontery.)

43. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. [Come ON.]

44. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! [Shut up. You deserved to be edited out.]

45. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No.] Well then, please start. [Rude and cocky not a good combo. Gentlemanly and cocky we ladies can usually handle, but rude and cocky is a recipe for disaster.]

46. You must be one heck of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. [How shallow are you? And don't you keep that thing under some sort of security system?]