These are really pathetic. Hopefully Micah won't have any trouble keeping his paws off these....
38. Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going? [...?]
39. Hey I lost my phone number... can I have yours? [Loser.]
40. What's your first name. Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
41. Did I see you on the cover of Vogue? [This and any super-model line is way overused and no longer is a compliment.]
42. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. [If you're going with a line like this one, see #33. Way less risk of effrontery.)
43. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. [Come ON.]
44. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! [Shut up. You deserved to be edited out.]
45. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No.] Well then, please start. [Rude and cocky not a good combo. Gentlemanly and cocky we ladies can usually handle, but rude and cocky is a recipe for disaster.]
46. You must be one heck of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. [How shallow are you? And don't you keep that thing under some sort of security system?]
Per Micah's request, I stopped with the pick up lines for a while. But I still had such great material left that I've decided Micah is a big boy and can exert some self-control. :-P
These are cute. I mean, I don't think you should use them unless you're writing dialogue for a screenplay, but they are cute. Here go you...
31. Hey, come here often? Can I buy you a drink? Or maybe an island?
32. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
33. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] I looked at you and dropped mine.
34. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Ok, and these are some Roadrunner lines - moving a bit too fast.
35. Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight? [creeeeeepy]
36. Come live in my heart and pay no rent. [If you're already asking this, I'm wondering if there's room in that heart of yours...]
37. Looks like we're late. [For what?] Dinner. Your choice this time; I'm buying. [This one actually isn't bad if you use it with someone you know, who knows you like them and hasn't been averse to hanging out before. Use it on a stranger and prepare to be whapped with a purse.]
this is a picture from my christmas.
yay for updates! maybe i'll give you one soon.
how lucky do you feel?