Pick Up Lines, Part V

Per Micah's request, I stopped with the pick up lines for a while. But I still had such great material left that I've decided Micah is a big boy and can exert some self-control. :-P

These are cute. I mean, I don't think you should use them unless you're writing dialogue for a screenplay, but they are cute. Here go you...

31. Hey, come here often? Can I buy you a drink? Or maybe an island?

32. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

33. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] I looked at you and dropped mine.

34. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


Ok, and these are some Roadrunner lines - moving a bit too fast.

35. Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight? [creeeeeepy]

36. Come live in my heart and pay no rent. [If you're already asking this, I'm wondering if there's room in that heart of yours...]

37. Looks like we're late. [For what?] Dinner. Your choice this time; I'm buying. [This one actually isn't bad if you use it with someone you know, who knows you like them and hasn't been averse to hanging out before. Use it on a stranger and prepare to be whapped with a purse.]